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DISTORTED HUMOR Chestnut, 1993, 15.3 hands Distorted Humor 9s Race Record in North America AgeStarts1st(SW)2nd(sp)3rd(sp)Earnings 3104(1)2(2)1(1)$191,211 451(1)3(1)1(1)212,660 583(3)01(1)366,093 238(5)5(3)3(3)$769,964 (RI:18.91) (5, 7f, Career best Rag# 2) At 3: 1st Screen King S. ($54,700, Sar, 6f, 1:09.13, by 5 1 / 2 lengths, dftd. Gold Fever, Stu 9s Choice), 2nd Fayette S.-G2 ($193,725, Kee), Jerome H.-G2 ($150,000, Bel), 3rd King 9s Bishop S.-G2 ($108,200, Sar).
At 4: 1st Salvator Mile H.-G3 ($97,000, Mth, 8f, 1:36.03, by 5 1 / 2 lengths, dftd. Wild Deputy, Smooth the Loot), 2nd Kentucky Cup Classic H.-G3 ($380,000, TP), 3rd Philip H. Iselin H.-G2 ($342,500, Mth).
At 5: 1st Commonwealth S.-G2 (Rag# 2) ($211,000, Kee, 7f, 1:20.50, dftd. El Amante, Partner 9s Hero), Churchill Downs H.-G2 ($166,950, CD, 7f, 1:21.18 NTR, by 3 1 / 4 lengths, dftd. Gold Land, El Amante), Ack Ack H.-G3 ($110,100, CD, 7.5f, 1:29.61, dftd.
Crafty Friend, Chindi), 3rd Cigar Mile H.-G1 ($300,000, Aqu). Sire Line DISTORTED HUMOR is by FORTY NINER , 11 wins at 2 and 3, 19 starts, $2,726,000. Chp.
2yo. 1st Travers S.-G1, Champagne S.-G1, Haskell Inv. S.- G1, etc.
FORTY NINER is the sire of 18 crops, 866 foals, 56 stakes winners, SI: 2.10, ComSI: 2.31. For statistics on active sons of Forty Niner at stud, please refer to the Active Sons Index. In the Stud Gen.
Sire Rankings in NA: 8th in 2008; 2nd in 2007; 5th in 2006; 3rd in 2005. Juv. Sire Rankings in NA: 7th in 2007; 9th in 2005; 2nd in 2002.
Distorted Humor 9s Crop Analysis By ... more.
Foal Crop (Through November 8, 2009) Named2YO2YOStakes YearFoalsRunnersWinnerswnrsSWswnrsEarnings 20006661(92%)54(82%)15(4)12(18%)$10,839,415 2000/015043333(1)2$1,741,073 20015955(93%)50(85%)13(2)12(20%)$8,121,435 2001/0258494110(2)7$5,973,541 20025450(93%)39(72%)12(1)7(13%)$6,270,075 20036759(88%)48(72%)13(5)12(18%)$8,010,423 2003/042110(0)0$19,864 2004129112(87%)90(70%)16(3)13(10%)$9,842,869 200511196(86%)76(68%)17(1)9(8%)$6,898,718 20069273(79%)43(47%)11(0)5(5%)$4,323,921 20078935(39%)9(10%)9(0)0(0%)$431,734 Totals777634484119(19)79(10%)$62,473,068 Avg. Rag#/starter 17 3 / 4 ; less than one mile 18; more than one mile 17; dirt 18 1 / 2 ; turf 14 avg/starter $98,538, SI: 2.43, colts 2.68, fillies 2.16; ComSI: 2.32. Stood Southern Hemisphere season in Australia.
Distorted Humor 9s Leading Runners FUNNY CIDE (00 g., dam by Slewacide). 11 wins, $3,529,412. (3, 9.5f, Rag# 3 D 4 ).
Chp. 3yo. 1st Kentucky Derby-G1, Preakness S.-G1, Jockey Club Gold Cup-G1, Dominion Day S.
(Can-G3), etc. =SOME ARE BENT (Aus) (01 g., Bestebreuje [Ire]). 12 wins, $779,490.
Chp. steeplechaser in Aus (twice). 1st Grand National Hurdle (Aus), etc.
4X4 Northern Dancer. First Season 1999 Dosage Profile: (12-6-17-0-3); DI: 2.30; CD: 0.63 Polynesian 42 Geisha 43 Case Ace 34 Lady Glory 34 *Nasrullah 40 Segula 42 Count Fleet 40 Miss Dogwood 39 =Tenerani (Ity) 44 =Romanella (Ity) 43 Roman 37 How 48 Balladier 32 Broomshot 26 *Nasrullah 40 *Highway Code 39 =Nearco (Ity) 35 *Lady Angela 44 Native Dancer 50 Almahmoud 47 Crafty Admiral 48 Olympia Lou 52 =Petition (GB) 44 =Steady Aim (GB) 43 *Turn-to 51 Nothirdchance 48 *Djeddah 45 Bellesoeur 45 Eight Thirty 36 Flota 37 *Turn-to 51 Pandora 47 Native Dancer 50 Raise You 46 Nashua 52 Sequence 46 *Ribot 52 Pocahontas 55 Double Jay 44 Courtesy 52 Nearctic 54 Natalma 57 Admiral 9s Voyage 59 *Petitioner 52 Hail to Reason 58 Jolie Deja 54 Sailor 52 Gay Rig 56 Raise a Native 61 838 fls, 78 SWs SI 3.14 DI=1.57 Gold Digger 62 12 fls, 3 SWs DI=2.23 Tom Rolfe 62 654 fls, 49 SWs SI 2.57 DI=1.00 Continue 58 13 fls, 5 SWs DI=9.22 Northern Dancer 61 635 fls, 147 SWs SI 5.82 DI=3.00 Pas de Nom 68 11 fls, 0 SWs DI=11.00 Mr. Leader 66 955 fls, 83 SWs SI 1.70 DI=1.56 Gay Sonnet 69 9 fls, 1 SW DI=5.22 Mr.
Prospector 70 7 wins, $112,171, SW 1178 fls, 181 SWs SI 5.08 DI=3.95 File 76 5 wins, $73,774, SW 11 fls, 1 SW DI=1.38 Danzig 77 3 wins, $32,400 1074 fls, 201 SWs SI 5.31 DI=4.71 Sweetest Chant 78 12 wins, $414,410, SW 11 fls, 1 SW DI=4.60 Forty Niner 85 866 fls, 56 SWs SI 2.10 DI=2.63 Danzig 9s Beauty 87 14 fls, 2 SWs DI=3.44 DON DANDY (00 g., Relaunch). 23 wins, $395,541. Chp.
Older Male in PR. 1st Clasico Dia de Reyes (PR) (twice), Clasico Battle Morn (PR), etc. FLOWER ALLEY (02 c., Lycius).
5 wins, $2,533,910. (3, 10f, Rag# 0). 1st Travers S.-G1, Jim Dandy S.- G2, etc.
3X3 Mr. Prospector; 4X4 Northern Dancer. HYSTERICALADY (03 f., Northair).
11 wins, $2,390,556. (4, 8f, Rag# 1). 1st Distaff S.-G1, Delaware H.-G2, etc.
4X3 Northern Dancer. COMMENTATOR (01 g., Storm Bird). 14 wins, $2,049,845.
(5, 6.5f, Rag# -2). 1st Whitney H.- G1 (twice), Richter Scale Sprint H.-G2, etc. 3X4 Mr.
Prospector; 4X3 Northern Dancer. ANY GIVEN SATURDAY (04 c., A.P. Indy).
6 wins, $1,083,533. (3, 9f, Rag# 3 D 4 ). 1st Haskell Inv.
S.-G1, Brooklyn H.-G2, Dwyer S.-G2, etc. AWESOME HUMOR (00 f., Pass the Tab). 6 wins, $848,950.
(3, 8f, Rag# 5). 1st Spinaway S.-G1, Adirondack S.-G2, Debutante S.-G3, etc. FOURTY NINERS SON (01 c., Alleged).
6 wins, $673,825. (4, 10fT, Rag# 4 1 D 4 ). 1st Clement L.
Hirsch Memorial Turf Championship S.-G1, etc. 3X4 Mr. Prospector; 4X4 Tom Rolfe.
BIT OF WHIMSY (04 f., El Prado [Ire]). 4 wins, $555,133. (4, 8fT, Rag# 3 3 D 4 ).
1st Queen Eliz- abeth II Challenge Cup S.-G1, Mrs. Revere S.- G2, Sands Point S.-G3, etc. 4X4 Northern Dancer.
In 2009: Distorted Humor has sired 272 starters, 142 winners, 15 SWs, with total earnings of $9,396,664, including REGAL RANSOM [G2], JUSTEN- UFFHUMOR [G2], BUDDY 9S HUMOR [G3], WITTY [G3], COMMENTATOR, Z HUMOR, TRUE COURSE, DISTORTED PASSION, CAREM CRESCENT, etc. Sales Analysis Last Three Years ColtsFilliesTotal # sold 4Avg# sold 4Avg# sold 4Avg Wnlgs 1 4$185,0006 4$286,6667 4$272,142 Yrlgs 57 4$463,92956 4$266,449113 4$366,063 Twoyo 15 4$295,9377 4$248,76122 4$280,926 Female Family DANZIG 9S BEAUTY , by Danzig. 3 wins at 2, $205,806, Gardenia S.-G2, 2nd Acorn S.-G1.
Dam of 14 foals, 8 to race, 6 winners 4 DISTORTED HUMOR (c. by Forty Niner). Subject stallion.
DANCING GULCH (f. by Gulch). 7 wins at 3 and 4, $215,753, Shocker T.
H.-L, Cut the Charm H., Coconut Grove S., 3rd Turfway Breeders 9 Cup S.-G2, Charon H.-LR. Producer. Power of Humor (g.
by Jade Hunter). 6 wins, 4 to 6, $163,590. Validate (c.
by Alysheba). 3 wins at 3, $147,945. Sense of Humor (g.
by Miner 9s Mark). 6 wins, 3 to 5, $42,695. Danzig 9s Dreamer (f.
by Rubiano). Winner at 3, $22,684. Dam of 3 foals to race, incl.
4 Holdontoyourdream (f. by Proud Citizen). Win- ner at 2 and 3, 2009, $99,535, 3rd Comely S.-G2.
SWEETEST CHANT , by Mr. Leader. 12 wins, 2 to 5, $414,410, Orchid H.-G2, Matron H.-G2, Arling- ton Oaks, Stroh 9s H.-ntr, Rampart H., Smart Deb H., Misty Isle S., 2nd La Prevoyante H.-G3, Falls City H.-G3, Suwannee River H.-G3, Cleopatra H., etc.
Dam of 11 foals, 10 to race, 9 winners, incl. 4 DANZIG 9S BEAUTY (f. by Danzig).
See above. Miss Importance (f. by Forty Niner).
4 wins, 2 to 4, $127,154, 2nd Seaway S.-L, etc. Producer. Chanting Sweetly.
2 wins at 3, $22,190. Dam of 4 ALY 9S VOW (f. by Broken Vow).
4 wins at 3, $169,598, Lone Star Oaks, etc. Aly 9s Sweet Sheba (f. by Twining).
Placed at 2 and 3, $22,228, 3rd ITBOF Sales Graduate S. Sweetest Empress. Winner at 3, $22,090.
Dam of Play Smart (g. by Fast Play, 3 wins, 3 to 7, $152,957, 3rd Jaipur H.-G3). Silent Classic.
2 wins, $78,100. Grandam of ONE SPECIAL JUDGE (g. by Judge T C, 15 wins, $202,726, Pasco S.-L, Inaugural S.-L, etc.).
Nominated to: Breeders 9 Cup, KTDF WinStar Farm 3001 Pisgah Pike, Versailles, KY 40383 Robert Hammond, (859) 873-1717; Fax: (859) 873-1612 E-Mail: robert@winstarfarm.com Web Site: www.winstarfarm.com 2010 Fee: $100,000 Due When Foal Stands and Nurses; 10% Discount Before Nov. 1, 2010 Owned by: A Syndicate 3 CHAMPIONS, 10 GRADE 1 WINNERS, 28 GRADED STAKES WINNERS, 79 STAKES WINNERS, 127STAKES PERFORMERS AND 7MILLIONAIRES In 2009, ranks #2 on the General Sire List with over $9 Million in ProgenyEarningsand15StakesWinners. Distorted Humor was the Leading Sire of Stakes Winners in 2005, 2006 and 2007, and is the only Sire in the past 30 years, other than Danzig, to be the Leading Sire of Stakes Winners for 3 years in a row.
In 2009, sire of 15 Stakes Winners including MG1SWCOMMENTATOR ; $2,000,000 Grade 2 UAE Derby and $750,000 Grade 2 Super Derby Winner REGAL RANSOM ; MGSWJUSTENUFFHUMOR ( G2 ), who placed in the $2,000,000 Grade 1 Breeders 9 CupMile; MSW BUDDY 9S HUMOR ( G3 ), etc. Sire of Grade 1 Turf Winners BIT OF WHIMSY and FOURTY NINERS SON . The only sire in history to sire a Travers S.
( G1 ), Whitney H. ( G1 ) and Jim Dandy ( G2 ) winner in the same year. DISTORTEDHUMOR Forty Niner--Danzig 9s Beauty, by Danzig KENTUCKY Updated daily statistics for DistortedHumor available at www.thoroughbredtimes.com 3001 Pisgah Pike,Versailles,KY 40383 (859) 873-1717 " Fax:(859) 873-1612 E-Mail:robert@winstarfarm.com Web Site:www.winstarfarm.com 3
